I work at a place where your level of cool is directly proportional to the level of Apple products owned. There is some debate about the residual cool of say, owning 4 different models of ipod. I tend to de-crap immediatly while my cast offs are still useful to others. In fact my ipod touch was engraved “Stolen From: Kevin”. I believe the guy that bought it found this too be at least a $20 value add.
I’ve had an explosion of apple at my house in 2008. As you can see from my not-to-scale graph above, I’m getting pretty damn cool. The quality and sophistication of my charts, graphs and other technical illustrations was been called ‘questionable’… So I chose tools fitting my level of expertise for this task.
nc: You have a coolness that is non-zero, though not nearly as cool as your wife.
Actually we’re going to give you a high coolness because the UN ranks the technical infrastructure of your basement above most countries on earth.
I have zero Apple products. (OK, I have an iPod Touch that was free, and which I never use.)
Does this mean I have zero coolness?
Does this chart correlate at all to the husband/wife coolness one?
You are minus 50 cool points until you stop carrying that Mac around in a Dell bag. All Macs everywhere are weeping.
@crambosauce – I got a hot new man purse to cart it around in!
Also the addition of a apple keyboard and a second power cord should be added to the chart.
I have jars of homemade apple sauce, and jars of apple slices being ‘preserved’ in rum. Does this count? Do I get extra points for involving alcohol?